The Gingerbread Man is renowned for his daring escapes! This fine specimen of yummicus gingericus can frequently be found fleeing famished families. Who can catch him? No one! He's the Gingerbread Man!
But what is the Gingerbread Man running towards? Look no further than his gumdrop buttons and shmancy bow tie for a hint! In between running as fast as he can, that gingerbread man is rushing to his day-job (his gingerbread house has a gingerbread mortgage to keep up)! When he's not involuntarily training for a 5k, he works for a non-profit that supplies frosting to overly-crumbly cookies! You're doing a great job, Gingerbread Man! Now if only the general townspeople would stop trying to consume you along your way!
15 squishy inches of Cardio Conditioned Cookie. All new polyester fiber. Ages 3 and up only! comf