Bacon bacon bacon I like bacon bacon bacon bacon give me bacon I want to eat some bacon right now please! Some meat products have the uncanny ability to short-circuit my description-writing prowess. I'm about to go in with the Shakespearean metaphors when all of a sudden all I can write is bacon bacon bacon please I want to eat bacon yum yum yum bacon BACON!
15 squishy inches of BACON BACON BACON. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only